The Tornado

You are pure, spinning, unfiltered feeling given a physical form and a truly upsetting amount of speed. You touch down out of nowhere, take exactly one trampoline and someone's entire fence personally, and vanish before anyone can get you on record. You are not warm, you are not calm, and you have never once done the 'small talk' — you simply arrive, feel everything at maximum volume, and leave a documentary crew in your wake.