The Sword in the Stone

You've been standing in a rock for 900 years turning away the entire kingdom because none of them are The One, and honestly the standards are a little exhausting for everyone involved. You don't glow much and you barely want to fight — you'd just really, really like to be pulled by the correct person. Destiny is your whole personality, and you'd rather rust in dignified suspense than settle for a mediocre farmhand.